Y – R-Rated Reviews

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So, we can’t animate fast enough to give you Scream Freaks full blown reviews of all the horror movies we’ve been watching lately, but we can give ya our straight shoot’n thoughts in bite size chunks. We like to think you trust our opinions, but remember, we’re fans of Killer Tomato movies!

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YzyogaOGA HOSERS (2016)

The teenage she-clerks from Tusk get their turn at a horror movie as their off-key rockin’ shenanigans disrupt a dormant Canadian Nazi experiment below their store and sets loose a teenie tiny army of killer ass drillin’ bratwursts called Bratzis. If you’re looking for Kevin Smith to give you another disturbin’ film like Tusk, you’ll be sadly disappointed, but this is still a fun little film that’s more original than most other things you can watch. The girls are entertaining, Johnny Depp’s back as his favorite goofball man-hunter, and the effects are charmingly camp. My only gripe with this film is it feels a little bit like 2 different movies between the girl’s comedy and the horror at the halfway point. I don’t feel like they were blended together well enough from beginning to end. Teenage Satanists, botched sacrifices, date knives, musical cock blocks, impersonation roulette, moving moles, ass drilling, body part golems, yoga combat, cell phone meltdowns, Bratzis in the microwave, splat Bratzis, sauerkraut blood, Nazi cloning, girl rock bands, and secret toilet passageways! 3/5!

zkingYOU CAN’T KILL STEPHEN KING (2012)

When a group of friends visit what’s rumored to be author Stephen King’s hometown, they find themselves being stalked and killed liked characters in King’s stories, leaving them wondering if the killer is the horror legend himself. A crazy fun idea for a slasher film with King as its “supposed” killer, but this unfortunate mess of an indie film can’t pull it off with its inability to find balance between humor and horror and doesn’t get too creative when intermixing its movie elements with King’s work. Plenty of babes though. Super glue traps, throat slitting, bodily dismemberment, post traumatic stress prankin’, finger sniffin’, the best of Stephen King nods, the die hard Stephen King fan nods, Richard Bachman nods, sandy spewin’ deaths, token black guys jammin’ out, chronic masturbators, boobs, men’s asses, and wakeboarding. 2/5!

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