Q – R-Rated Reviews

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So, we can’t animate fast enough to give you Scream Freaks full blown reviews of all the horror movies we’ve been watching lately, but we can give ya our straight shoot’n thoughts in bite size chunks. We like to think you trust our opinions, but remember, we’re fans of Killer Tomato movies!

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QUARANTINE 2: THE TERMINAL (2011)

A commercial flight lands in a quarantine zone after there’s a rabies-like outbreak on the plane, and everyone bitches at the flight attendant to get them out of the airport without bein’ shot or mauled. A entertainin’ flick that’s fast paced and keeps ya engaged, the sweetest ingredient ain’t so much the mad runnin’ crazies but the dynamic mix of characters fightin’ their way through the chaos in a maze of a terminal providin’ all kinds of interestin’ chase sequences. The only sour I can even think of might be a lack of creative gore and kills. Virus outbreaks, chemical weapon terrorists, crazed fatties, stewardess’ faces bitten off, nook and cranny crawlin’ crew members, killer grandpas leapin’ out of their wheelchairs, caged cripples, infected rats and cats, folks torn apart, big ass needle injections in the eye socket, night vision massacres, and fatties vomitin’ on hotties! 5/5!

QUEEN KONG (1976)

If ya seen King Kong, then you’ve seen this gender swappin’ parody of the most infamous monkey of ’em all! Just switch the gender of every character from the original, put ’em in London with a finale similar to the ’70s version of Kong, and throw in a handful of sight gags with a minimum of slapstick the whole family can tolerate. It ain’t laugh out loud funny, but it could be A LOT worse in my opinion. Quick sing songs, giant picnic tables, paper machete lookin’ dinos, smashed pterodactyls, carnivorous rose bushes, monster mashes, British chaos, and a happy endin’ for once! 3/5!

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