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 So, we can’t animate fast enough to give you Scream Freaks full blown reviews of all the horror movies we’ve been watching lately, but we can give ya our straight shoot’n thoughts in bite size chunks. We like to think you trust our opinions, but remember, we’re fans of Killer Tomato movies!

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DEEP BLUE SEA 2 (2018)

A rich cat uses sharks for testin’ brain boosters he thinks will give mankind the edge they need for outthinkin’ their smartphones in a pendin’ Terminator war, but the livin’ garbage disposals of the sea get too smart for anyone’s good and try eatin’ all the scientist while sinkin’ their underwater lab. A remake disguised as a sequel, this has no ties to the previous Deep Blue Sea‘s story or characters. While this is respectably made from a production standpoint with higher quality than a SyFy shark flick, it could have been cast with stronger actors with actual chemistry among them. But despite laughable edits, obsessive use of monochrome filters, and a guy suckin’ down brain juice without gettin’ ANY smarter, this toothy flick does offer a tough openin’ and swarms of baby piranha sharks. Weak mama shark deaths, sinkin’ torsos, fin poachin’, spy sharks, prego sharks, folks eatin’ in half, folks jump cuttin’ their way ’round a room, robo-pocalypse paranoia, flare gun defenses, teasin’ locker room scenes, and sharks in the shower! 3/5!

 

 

 

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